From yesterday's comments:

If you're ever in a jam here's some more Great conversation pieces that will REALLY be winners:

10. Dad's undeniably OVERdramatic, anxiety-inducing, nail in friend's hand story while building a winery...in Miami...in a backyard...

9. The complete and utter devastation of the Manatee b/c stupid drunk off their a** tourists run them over with their speed boats that they haul from Miami to the Keys sitting in hours of traffic due to the one lane roads and the Large number of stupid, drunk off their a** tourists escaping the "terrifyingly busy and stressed Miami lifestyle" for which reason they are now killing off endangered mangroves and coral to build more road for the stupid, drunk off their a** tourists.

8. Nicole, Tom, Katie, Kirstie and the DRAMA of Christian Science...who REALLY gets it?!?

7. The mind-numbing dumbness of lawmakers to think that having a child's entire success in American schools be based on one huge week long of standardized testing of which every single week of school before that is spent preparing and for; and which, apparently, those in New Jersey think teachers should be paid more for kids in their class doing well on these ridiculous exams.

6. The utter inability of most drivers (besides us of course) to manage to reach slightly to the left and flip a switch indicating the fact that in a moment they will in fact actually be turning and you may want to be aware of it.

5. Not to mention, yes, you do in fact take an exam to be able to drive on road (not a hard one mind you), but where's the exam that proves you are responsible enough to actually become pregnant and have a baby.

4. Social Security: Or rather, Social Insecurity???!

3. Personal Space. Why some people get it and others don't...and how come those that don't, don't seem to know about showers either...???

2. Whatever happened to cutesy morning cartoons? Isn't enough that they already control the world's electronics and cars? Now they take control of cartoons too? Seriously, don't Smurfs sound better than YuGiOh; and Gummi Bears better than Digimon. And, why in the world did they re-do the faces of Strawberry Shortcake and the Care Bears???

1. The fact that your sister and brother-in-law just sat here and made this list on a Friday night...is that what married life is really like...?????????!!!!!!!