Chain Reaction

My hatred for magnetic car ribbons is well documented, but there is another bumper accessory that I have quite a bit of disdain for:



I am not sure if this type of sticker originated with the OBX, but around here, this is the one that is seen most often. It seems as if every beach town, every state, every country, now has one of these stickers. While I see a new letter sticker nearly everyday, there are two that I have seen this week that stick out in my mind. Each proves that this sticker phenomena is out of control and needs to be stopped. (Note: I could not find images of either online so I have recreated them in MS Paint.)



Any guesses what the fine print said? No? Well, it said Delaware Air National Guard.



Now, because this one ended in an I, one might think it would be for "Eastern Long Island" or "Egg Lake Isle" or some other unheard of Island destination. One would be wrong. Wanna know what the fine print said? Yeah, well it said: 2004 NFL First Round Draft Pick.

Ridiculous.