Highway to the Danger Zone

How a conversation with me should NOT go:

Me: So what school did you graduate from?

You: UNC

Me: Oh, cool.

You: Where did you go?

Me: University of Miami.

You: Oh, I'm sorry.

Me: Uh....

You: I went to Virginia Tech for two years.

Me: Uh, ok. I guess we will just have to agree to disagree on that one....so, anyway..

You: And both my schools beat you last year.

Me: This is true. Anyway...

You: I was at the UNC vs. Miami game last year...it was SO crazy.

Me: Riiiiight.....so, moving right along...